Are you a city slicker or a country bumpkin?
Give yourself 1 point for each "Yes" answer
|1.||Have you encountered at close range a poisonous snake (not in a zoo) within the last three years?|
|2.||Can you immediately distinguish between a wood boring bee and a bumble bee?|
|3.||Are you able to identify an animal with rabies? If yes, do you know what to do?|
|4.||Have you encountered ground nesting yellow jackets in the last five years?|
|5.||Do you know what instrument(s) is helpful in delivering a calf?|
|6.||Do you always carry a pocket knife?|
|7.||Have you ever been coon hunting?|
|8.||Do you know always which direction is north without consulting a compass?|
|9.||Can you remove a tick from your skin without breaking off its head?|
|10.||Have you ever been tossed from the back of a horse?|
|11.||Can you dress a cat fish? (double points)|
|12.||Have you ever been swimming in a creek or a cow pond?|
|13.||Have you ever picked up pecans off the ground and put them in your pocket?|
|14.||Have you ever been frog gigging?|
|15.||Have you ever castrated a bull calf or had an unpleasant experience with a calf with scours? (double points)|
|16.||Do you own at lest one pair of overalls?|
|17.||Do you know where Roy Acuff mostly performed?|
|18.||Can you distinguish a red oak tree from a white oak tree?|
|19.||Can you operate a hay bailer?|
|20.||Have you ever been stung by fire ants?|
|21.||Did you once own a blue FFA jacket?|
23 You probably willingly leave the farm only to attend the county fair or the Farm Bureau banquet.
16-22 True country boy.
13-15 Not your first rodeo.
10-12 Your first rodeo?
4-9 City slicker, bless your heart.
0-3. You probably think bacon originates at the grocery store. Best for you not to venture beyond the city limits.