Are you a city slicker or a country bumpkin?
Give yourself 1 point for each "Yes" answer
Yes | No | ||
1. | Have you encountered at close range a poisonous snake (not in a zoo) within the last three years? | ||
2. | Can you immediately distinguish between a wood boring bee and a bumble bee? | ||
3. | Are you able to identify an animal with rabies? If yes, do you know what to do? | ||
4. | Have you encountered ground nesting yellow jackets in the last five years? | ||
5. | Do you know what instrument(s) is helpful in delivering a calf? | ||
6. | Do you always carry a pocket knife? | ||
7. | Have you ever been coon hunting? | ||
8. | Do you know always which direction is north without consulting a compass? | ||
9. | Can you remove a tick from your skin without breaking off its head? | ||
10. | Have you ever been tossed from the back of a horse? | ||
11. | Can you dress a cat fish? (double points) | ||
12. | Have you ever been swimming in a creek or a cow pond? | ||
13. | Have you ever picked up pecans off the ground and put them in your pocket? | ||
14. | Have you ever been frog gigging? | ||
15. | Have you ever castrated a bull calf or had an unpleasant experience with a calf with scours? (double points) | ||
16. | Do you own at lest one pair of overalls? | ||
17. | Do you know where Roy Acuff mostly performed? | ||
18. | Can you distinguish a red oak tree from a white oak tree? | ||
19. | Can you operate a hay bailer? | ||
20. | Have you ever been stung by fire ants? | ||
21. | Did you once own a blue FFA jacket? |
Score:
23 You probably willingly leave the farm only to attend the county fair or the Farm Bureau banquet.
16-22 True country boy.
13-15 Not your first rodeo.
10-12 Your first rodeo?
4-9 City slicker, bless your heart.
0-3. You probably think bacon originates at the grocery store. Best for you not to venture beyond the city limits.